This story is too funny not to share. My mother-in-law owns a duplex and she lives in one side of it. She's had some interesting renters over the years but her new renter takes the prize.
Guys checks out the apartment and says he'll take it. Hands over two months rent plus deposit. He takes a week to move in. Then a few days ago he knocks on my mother-in-laws door asking if she has a broom while in his tighty-whities a.k.a. his underwear. He tells my mother-in-law that he hopes he didn't embarrass her but he's a Nudist. She tells me she really didn't care what he was because she was doing something and just wanted to get back to it. She did however give him a broom. He came back a little later to give her back the broom but this time he wasn't wearing anything. Since then my mother-in-law has been avoiding this man. In fact she at my house now I think hiding out.
So my mother-in-law tells me this story and asking me what she should do. What advise would you give her?
My husband, her son's advise is; Well is he good looking? Yes, well what the hell are you bitching about Mom.
My advise, the evil daughter-in-law; Get a ruler. No, not to hit him with. While he's got that thing out tell him you might as well measure it to see if its all that. My thinking is that most men fear that size measurement and would rather put it away then deal with the humiliation.
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