Wednesday, October 31, 2007

The Witch at the Bridge.

As Racheal Finn hung dry herbs in the rafters of her little cottage she heard horse hoves pounding across a near bridge. She walked over to the window to see who was coming down the lane. Four men from town on horse back were approaching her cottage. She quickly walked to her fire place to put the kettle on so she could offer them some herbal tea. The herbs simple flowers and leaves would be Racheals undoing. For the men guided by Max McFarlin had come to acuse Miss Finn of witchcraft. Poor Racheal had given McFarlin's wife a herbal tea for some stomach pain which caused her to have a miscarriage. Mrs. McFarlin didn't want to have any more children so she didn't bother telling Racheal Finn that she was pregnant.

One of the other men held the hangman's noose while McFarlin knocked on the door. Racheal brushed her hands on her apron, placed a smile on her face and answered the door. Her smile brought the rage bubbling over in McFarlin. He grabbed her by the hair pulling her through the yard and down to the bridge. She begged him to let her go and she begged the other men to help her but they didn't. The rope went around her neck as tears ran down her face. McFarlin and his men cheered that there was one less witch in the world as Racheal Finn's lifeless body swang by the neck underneath the bridge.

Years later McFarlin took his wife on a carriage ride across that same bridge. Right as they past the bridge Mrs. McFarlin started screaming uncontrolable. They say what mind she had was lost after crossing that bridge. Some say Racheal the Witch made her see her lying heart.

So on this Halloween Night be careful while crossing bridges if you have a lying heart.

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Tuesday, October 30, 2007

The Costume!

So does everyone have their Halloween Costume? Everyday of my life I work hard to wear a costume. I don't know what color it is or it's shape but everyday I push myself so I can wear it. Don't you dare tell me I can't fit into it because I can, you watch. My belief in the costume is what helps me get through a day of dealing with assholes that feel I have nothing to offer the world because I'm a Mom. Down deep in my heart I know this costume doesn't exist or if it does Martha Stewart is the only person that has one.

So here is to all the Mothers out there that got up this morning and did their best to put on their Super Mommy costume.

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Wednesday, October 24, 2007

All-Star Wife Material

"All-Star wife material" was a phrase used by TK from Uncooked Meat. Well it got me thinking what makes All-Star husband material? It was easier to come up with things that wouldn't make the list.

If your a Crack-Head your not All-Star Husband material.
If you like to beat your wife around your not on the All-Star team either.
If your girlfriends call the house you can forget wearing that All-Star jersey.

Still I'm having trouble thinking up what makes All-Star husband material.
I guess I'll think about it.

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Monday, October 22, 2007

I'm from Indiana!

Today while in search of a large ice tea, I stepped into my usual close by fast food place. There behind the counter is the same guy that flirt and razzes me a few times a week. Now today he was in high old spirts because his beloved Dallas Cowboys won a football game. Yeaaaah I let him talk abit then I said, "I'm from Indiana! Want to talk about my favorite football teram?" He quickly replied "No!" LOL

I guess it's a good thing I don't eat there and just get tea!

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Bigger Fine For Vaping!

So Alaska has decide to be the three state to sell Legal Marijuana. I just had to look up how to spell the word Marijuana.  My Legal substan...