Friday, March 02, 2007

Nudist Update!

So my Mother-in-Law calls last night like she does every Thursday night. I tell my husband that I need to talk to her. I need to tell you that my mother-in-law is a southern lady with the accent and the whole works. Growing up around a mix of Dutchie English and Hick , I've always gotten a kick out of listening to her speak. My sons do a great imitation of her saying "Hi".

So I get the phone and say "So what's up with the Nudist? Inquiring minds want to know."

MIL: You laugh but it's not funny. Well when I got home I hide out hoping he wouldn't knock on my door. He left me a message on the phone saying he was having trouble with the back door lock. I also got calls from other people in the neighborhood. Lori the people next door came home pulled into their driveway just to see his silly ass walking up the street to the house "NUDE!"

Me: Well my readers want you to get pictures. Oh one offered to help you with that problem.

MIL: Your so bad. So I fixed his lock when I knew he wasn't at home. The other night there was a knock on the door so I went to go see who it was. It was a neighbor and I told him to hang on I need to get a little more clothes on. He said that's what he wanted to talk to me about. I said so you've met the new guy. I told him not to worry I'd handle it.

Me: So did you handle it?

MIL: NO!! (she knows me) Yes, I called him and said in his apartment he could do as he pleased but out in public places around the house he needed to have his clothes on. I told him I'd had some complaints and it would just be best for all.

We went on to talking more. She asked me if I knew of any Nudist colonies. No! I asked her why was she planning on joining one. I should find one on-line and have them send her information in the mail. LOL

I figure this guy is going to get arrested for public indecency. Maybe I should start a betting pool to see who can pick the date. LOL

The orginal "Nude" post

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1 comment:

Josh P.G. Lane said...

Lora, thanks for the update! This has been absolutely hilarious! Your poor Mom.

PS - left comment about South by Southwest. Are you going? I would assume you guys always do!