Friday, April 20, 2007

Happy Friday!

Let's all thank God this week is over! Amen!

I thought this was funny. I hope you like it!

While in line at the bank one afternoon,
my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving "right now" she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you
kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!"

The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange.
Even the tellers stopped what they were doing
I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the
bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams of laughter.


One more because this story is more like Trinity!

Have you ever asked your child a question too many times?My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and Iwas on him constantly. One day we stopped at Bell for a quick lunch, in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my
taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter; she was clean. Then realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while. I asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No". I kept thinking "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me." Then I said,
"Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?"
"No," he replied.
I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse.
Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny did you have an accident?
This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over,
spread his cheeks and yelled
"SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!"
While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better, thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!

I hope this made you laugh!
Have a great weekend!

Be safe...

Picture by me of Sasha!


2 comments:

Walker said...

HA HA HA
Those were funny but come on I know it was you in the second one LOL

Beaman said...

Both were so very funny. I especially liked the first one. :p