Monday, March 12, 2007

Old, Grumpy, and Bitchy


Old Grumpy and Bitchy is how I'm describing myself today. My mother would not approve of such talk. Let me see if I can do better to describe myself today. Sick, I'm freaking sick and I hate it. I'd like to smack something but I couldn't whip my way out of a wet paper bag today.

However I read a post this morning that made me think of a phrase that might make me find the strength to whip my way out of the paper bag and through a rude human. You want to hear the phrase? "I don't speak baby!" To people that use this phrase your not cute when you say it. Your rude to the child and to their parents. If you can't find it within yourself to speak with politeness to the smallest of humans why should you be allowed to speak to the older human community. Most of the time it's women that I've heard using this phrase which angers me even more. If you feel the need to pick on someone try someone your own size. If your too afraid to do that keep your damn mouth shut.

Be safe...

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6 comments:

Teresa said...

I hope you start to feel better. I am not 100 percent today either, but hopefully that will pass.

Lora_3 said...

Teresa I'm just upset that I finally got sick.

Be safe...

A Bowl Of Stupid said...

I'm sorry to hear you're under the weather, Lora. Best wishes for a speedy recovery.

And as an aside, I would never think of you as old, grumpy or bitchy.

Lora_3 said...

Mr Bowl of Stupid, I think I was cursed by Mr. Uncooked.

Be safe...

A Bowl Of Stupid said...

Aww, pobrecita. Hope you're feeling better today, L.

Oh, and by the way, "Mr. Bowl of Stupid" is my father's name. All my friends cal me Bowl, Matt, or Dumbass.

Josh P.G. Lane said...

Seems to be a good time to remind all of a wonderful sign I ran into recently. It said...

"Love The Grumpy"

Perhaps, it should have said, "Love the old grumpy and bitchy," as you said.

I hope you start feeling better soon!