Monday, January 21, 2008

Wack.....O...

Life is weird and so are most of my dreams. Last night I got the making of maybe a good kids book. Now if only I could write.

Ok, from the dreamland;

Little girl goes to the library every week for story time. The library has this big open area that moves around in a circle. the center has a pile of rocks. Every time the little girl goes to the library she sees the same man sitting close to the pile of rocks.

One day her mother was busy asking the librarian about a book so the little girl decides to go sit on the rocks and stare at the man that was always there. After sitting on a few she found one that she liked sitting on. As she sat there singing a little song something in the rock moved. She then felt arms moving her off the rocks, then to see the man was the one moving her. He told her that the rocks were special and she shouldn't sit on them.

Ok that's the end of my dream.

So now you want to know what I ate before I went to bed, right?

Be safe...

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Sunday, January 13, 2008

Warming from the Romantic Man

The romantic man burns candles through out the house even when it's 100 degrees outside.

Romantic man groups 4 large candles on the bathroom vanity. He stands back and admires the flickering flames. Later as your walking into the bathroom you find that Mt. St. Candle has erupted and molten wax lava is flowing across the vanity.

Poor romantic man strikes out again.

Be safe...

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Saturday, January 12, 2008

I Hear It

It's sound and tone.

I've been here before.

I was dazzled by the sparkling waves.

I was mislead.

Up and Down

Ice and Fire

It's Music

I've been here before!

It's just a sad rhythm for me now.

Music.

Be safe...

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Thursday, January 03, 2008

Twisted

What is wrong with you people? Are you this hard up for entertainment? Oh I know you are because I see how many are reading me right now.

"Hey Dude, crazy Indiana girl living in Texas is writing in her blog again. Check it out!" (you have to say that with a redneck accent for that to be funny)

While I have your attention, My mother-in-law was just here, so I asked, "How's Nudist Guy?" She said "Keeping it in his pants!" She also thinks he found out it wasn't all that special so he's not showing it off anymore. Crap that ended boring for us.

The local news is trashing my favorite "clothes swapping cop" for not spring for Motel 6. Nothing boring in that story.

TK is right the Wire is bad ass! Check out his post.


Be safe...


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Wednesday, January 02, 2008

Who are You...

Really, who are you? Are you telling the truth or is this a big catfish story?

Oh your the fake catfish that I won't find out about for months. Oh and I'll be a bitch when I question you about yourself. Yes the truth does hurt.


Oh a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive.

Smoke a Fatty's, don't tell them!

Be safe...

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Oh Yeah, the Cake...

Men amaze me on how stupid they become because of their dicks. To be honest, I really don't think stupid covers it. Now make that stupid male a cop and we now have someone who takes the cake.

Yes, an Austin Officer is accused of Hiring a prostitute and paying her with his wife's clothes, so the head line reads. Where are the barf bags for this flight. Shit, life, no bag included.

Call me old fashion call me a prude, I really don't understand crap like this. Marry people you want to spend the rest of your life with. God knows I haven't figured that out yet. Ok don't get married and then think your the control King. Yeah, that ain't real sexy to anyone. (hint hint)

Last words Today: Men go play with yourselves and leave your wives clothes alone dammit. (LOL)

Be safe...

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