Saturday, April 28, 2007

Are You Watching?


E Week reported that more Men watch videos on-line then Women! Hmmm Does this surprise anyone?

Not Me!

Hey it gets better! They also report that men use the internet for Fun while women use the internet for task or so studies show.

No Shit!

See this makes Evil Lori want to burn food and throw piles of dirty laundry in the trash so she can go watch Videos. Makes
Evil Lori want to write E Week and tell them that Women work 24/7 and Men are Jack-Offs!

I guess it's a good thing that I keep Evil Lori in a mason jar sitting on a shelf in the closet.

Be safe...

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Friday, April 27, 2007

HOME

Its Friday!
Go Home

Be safe...

Friday, April 20, 2007

Happy Friday!

Let's all thank God this week is over! Amen!

I thought this was funny. I hope you like it!

While in line at the bank one afternoon,
my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving "right now" she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you
kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!"

The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange.
Even the tellers stopped what they were doing
I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the
bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams of laughter.


One more because this story is more like Trinity!

Have you ever asked your child a question too many times?My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and Iwas on him constantly. One day we stopped at Bell for a quick lunch, in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my
taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter; she was clean. Then realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while. I asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No". I kept thinking "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me." Then I said,
"Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?"
"No," he replied.
I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse.
Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny did you have an accident?
This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over,
spread his cheeks and yelled
"SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!"
While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better, thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!

I hope this made you laugh!
Have a great weekend!

Be safe...

Picture by me of Sasha!


Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Reflection

Reflection
With everything going on I feel today is a good day for reflection.

I was thinking about the events of yesterday and reading Beyond the Crossroads when the words to a song came to mind.

You got to Stop and Smell the Roses
You've got to count your many blessings everyday
You're gonna find your way to heaven is a rough and rocky road
If you don't Stop and Smell the Roses along the way

Be safe...

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Saturday, April 14, 2007

Clothes...

Ladies I need your help here. Walker is over on his blog crying about what he spent on a suit for a wedding. See ladies I think he should be thankful that he's not a woman. Woman get raped every time they buy clothes.

Example; compare the price of a man's swimming trunks and then a woman's swimming suit. Wow what a difference!

Maybe I should show Walker the Gucci handbag that I'd love to have but can't afford the $1750 price tag. Then there is the Ralph Lauren Saddle Bag! Someone please pass me a tissue.

Ok so I'm picking on Walker a bit. Maybe its because I'm jealous that men have always been able to buy their pants by waist and length measurements. I think men should have to pay hundreds of dollars on beauty products too. Picture a man standing at the Estee Lauder counter buying moisturizer. There's a thought.

To save money throw Cool Steals and Deals in your reader! Mermaidgirl gives you good advise about Ben & Jerry's for this coming Tuesday April 17th! LOL

Now does anyone know some cute twins that
wouldn't mind being duct taped together?

Thursday, April 12, 2007

A River Runs Through Me

I'm taking a calming moment right now. The last week is a blur of going 100mph. Damn I think it feels good too.

I've been working from my home and yes from my bedroom. No I'm not carrying a whip but the idea is intriguing. However I am reminded that computer work does kill the hands, neck and lower back. My life is crazy right now and working is just one more thing to add to the heap. Hell I like a puzzle.

Sasha my beautiful cat decided that she'd fix the pet food problem by hunting her own. Nothing like cleaning up feathers and then going to an Easter Egg hunt. Fun times.

The Easter Bunny brought me a gift over the weekend, my husband. I see him everyday but over the weekend we got to be a family again.

Hope life is being good to all of you!

Be safe...

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Friday, April 06, 2007

Happy Easter!

Hope you have a wonderful weekend
spent with the ones you love.
Because through love we are all saved.
Happy Easter
Be safe...


Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Austin Style

If your making a trip to Austin where will you find the wacky and wild? Yes, Austin has it's own style. If your reading a job description from here it might say "Austin Casual" which means jeans and a t-shirt.

I was looking through Rare Magazine and checking out all the off the norm boutiques. I give points to the dog grooming business called "Dirty Dog". Butt, the site that Wow'ed me is called Hem Jeans. Their web site is a marvel. Check it out.

How would I describe the Austin Style? Vintage, Retro, Recycled and Industrial. Now how does that work? Sounds a bit out there but the designers around Austin know how to make it all work.

Be safe...

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Sunday, April 01, 2007

When a Woman isn't Human

No pretty pictures for this post because I don’t think that it’s fitting.

From CNN: Mom Offers 7-Year-Old Daughter For Sex

The report says that if convicted the mother could get 20 years in jail. Why not life? Please don’t tell me that we believe as a society, that children will just get over sexual abuse. Trust me when I tell you, they never get over it.

The local news had a report about a Tacoma, Washington man that has a web site that tells predators how to cuddle with little girls and not get caught. He also list local school functions on his web site. A mother found a picture of her daughter on his web site and found she has no legal recourse. I was told today that Blogger has a few blogs like this floating around. Yes, yes we can’t blame Blogger for allowing would be pedophiles their right of Freedom of Speech. But should we?

Be safe…

The Pride of Texas

Texas is famous for its Bluebonnets in the spring time. The flower once known as “Buffalo Cover” is the state flower. The spring time tradition is to take pictures of your kids or dogs sitting in the Bluebonnets.

My first spring here I was very taken by the vibrant color. That year we took a trip to Corpus Christi for Easter. On the way down there I marveled at the blanket of blue along the roadsides. I found out later that Lady Bird Johnson was responsible for having the roads seeded with the Bluebonnets.

Can you pick the Bluebonnets?

Some Texans will tell you no but it’s not illegal to pick the Bluebonnets. However it is illegal to destroy state property. So watch where you pick them.

Be safe...

Picture by ThePowerOfTrinity