Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Horoscope Share

March 1, 2007
Just when you might have thought that the whole world was turning on you, Lora, things are starting to come back around. You will find that you don't need to hide behind your shell. In fact, the more that you let your true spirit emerge, the more allies you will gain in your army. Your secret ambition to take over the world is becoming a much more attainable goal than you might have first thought.


Now that's a good horoscope! (LOL)

Be safe...


The Health to Shine

How's your health? Mine isn't bad but at 42 I think about my health a lot more. The signs of getting older are showing on me more. I can stop myself from getting old of mind but what simple things can I do for my body? That answer is easy. Know what I'm eating and know what's eating me.

Salt, Caffeine and Stress are braking me down and killing me softly while I sit here typing. So how do I fix this? I don't believe you can fix getting older but you can stop yourself from helping it along. For me Stress is the easy one to fix. Have more sex, do more routine walking and a little yoga for balance. You can be strong as an Ox but without balance you'll fall over. The Caffeine I've given up before. Nothing like a week with a really bad headache. The plus side is I'll look younger in a month and I'll have less joint pain. Now to the bad one, Salt. I don't even want to think about it. My salt problem doesn't come from food but from Beer. (Buffy want Beer!) I refuse to think about this now for fear of deep depression. I could help myself by eating more oatmeal, blueberries and nuts. I only like oatmeal in cookies.

This is my rambling to many I'm sure. However as a people we spend tons of money to look better and feel better when the answer to the problem is very clear. We are what we eat.

Be safe...

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Did Someone Say Snow?

So you have the white cold fluffy stuff still on the ground. Poor Babies!

Let's do a quick check of the Austin Weather. Oh would you look at that it's 82 here right now with wonderful blue skies. That must be why I have on a tank top and flip flops.

Tomorrow maybe we'll try "Blogging from the Backyard".

Down side of warmer weather; I have on my jogging pants. You don't wear underwear with these pants. Trinity came up behind me and stuck dry oak leaves down my pants. Yes, she thought it was really funny. Now I have bits of leaf where I don't want to think about. I guess if I was up north I'd have snow down my pants. I can honestly say I've been there and done that.

However, the birds are sining and the breeze is warm. "Sasha go get me a beer!"

Be safe...

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Monday, February 26, 2007

I want to be Jack

Last night watching the Oscar's I realize I wanted to be Jack Nicholson. He's just a cool old fart. Ole Brittney may have Jack's hairdo but she'll never have his cool.

So how are you? Me, well I feel like an elephant stepped on me and I need sleep. If I don't make any sense you'll know why but I often don't make sense and you come here anyway. (thank you for that)

It was beautiful here today. I did a little digging in the dirt and it felt good. My Grandmother always said that a little dirt under the fingernails never hurt anyone.

I think I join a cult over the weekend but I'm not quite sure yet. If I start saying "Do It" in my sleep, then I guess I did. Thats what you get when you go to a party full of programmers. Weird ass caffeine heads the whole lot of them.

I'll leave you with a quote from Trinity.

"Mom this medicine taste like medicine"

Be safe...

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Thursday, February 22, 2007

Nude

This story is too funny not to share. My mother-in-law owns a duplex and she lives in one side of it. She's had some interesting renters over the years but her new renter takes the prize.

Guys checks out the apartment and says he'll take it. Hands over two months rent plus deposit. He takes a week to move in. Then a few days ago he knocks on my mother-in-laws door asking if she has a broom while in his tighty-whities a.k.a. his underwear. He tells my mother-in-law that he hopes he didn't embarrass her but he's a Nudist. She tells me she really didn't care what he was because she was doing something and just wanted to get back to it. She did however give him a broom. He came back a little later to give her back the broom but this time he wasn't wearing anything. Since then my mother-in-law has been avoiding this man. In fact she at my house now I think hiding out.

So my mother-in-law tells me this story and asking me what she should do. What advise would you give her?

My husband, her son's advise is; Well is he good looking? Yes, well what the hell are you bitching about Mom.

My advise, the evil daughter-in-law; Get a ruler. No, not to hit him with. While he's got that thing out tell him you might as well measure it to see if its all that. My thinking is that most men fear that size measurement and would rather put it away then deal with the humiliation.

Be safe...

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Tuesday, February 20, 2007

This Did Not Just Happen To Me!

I need chocalate, alcohol, or maybe that dude from the show Heroes that wipes your memory. My parents do not read my blog. No way. They did not see the post about "Old Folks having Sex". No this did not happen. Why did my Mother just act weird on the phone. Why did it take her 5 rings to answer her phone. She told me she was watching a movie. Funny because when she was here at Thanksgiving she said she didn't really watch movies. Please someone tell me I didn't just call my parents while they were watching a porn movie. No this did not just happen to ME! I am so going to be sick. Now if she calls me back here in a few hours I'll think I've over reacted but if I don't hear from her for a week, I'm so freakin' going to know. The bright side is that I didn't catch them when I was younger. Right.

Got to go. I need to go clean something.

Be safe...

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Monday, February 19, 2007

Nymphomaniac.....


I read the word Nymphomaniac in a book over the weekend and it bothered me. What a bullshit word. It's male counterpart is "satyriasis". Have you ever heard this word? Both were considered disorders of hypersexuality. To me the word is just another way to be controlled by "The Man". If I like sex I'm a Nympho and if I hate it I'm Frigid. What do you call a guy that doesn't like sex? I'll let you answer that.

Be safe...

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Friday, February 16, 2007

Hey, I'm on the Phone.....

When I'm on the phone I draw. I don't talk on the phone much. I worked in Customer Service for a mail order catalog for over 5 years and I learned to hate the phone. Hey but I still give good Phone. LOL

Friday is clean the house day. Check, I got that done. Now it's time for wine, a book, and pillows. Lots and lots of pillows. Just once I'd like to have a magnum wine bottle, stick it in a brown paper bag and sit on the curb drinking the wine. Yeah that's stupid! Cleaning has fired my brain today.

Baby it might be cold outside but have fun this weekend!


No matter what side of the argument you are on, you always find people on your side that you wish were on the other. - Jascha Heifetz

Be safe...


Thursday, February 15, 2007

Blogging From Bed

Writing your post while nesting in the bed sounds like a good idea. Sounds warm and cozy. Well that's what I thought, now every bone in my back hurts.

The day after Valentines the Wire is running this story "Sex doesn't stop unless you let it." The story is about sex-ed for old folks. The smart-ass in me wants to sign my parents up for this class but then they'd tell me about it. That's one mental picture I don't need.

I must say I'm glad to be off the Love Train. However I noticed to many bloggers are doing nothing more then bitching today. Please keep that disease away from me. Give me the funny disease. It should work well with the crazy disease I already have.

Go now, eat Popsicles and shovel snow!
Pillows! I need more Pillows!

Be safe...

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Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Fourteenth Day of Love

Things for the Fourteenth Day of Love.

Song-*-Smooth -Santana
Strawberry Letter 23-Brothers Johnson

Book-*-Midnight Rider-Kat Martin

Movie-*-Pride and Prejudice
Purple Heart

Food-*-Celebration Cookies

Blog-*- My Part of Nairobi
Paul's site will show you the simple joy of life. Nothing more nothing less but I think it's just enough.


Happy Valentines Day

From Trinity & Lora


Be safe...

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Monday, February 12, 2007

Thirteenth day of Love

Things for the Thirteenth
day of Love

Song-*-Boogie Shoes-KC Sunshine Band

Movie-*-Practical Magic

Book-*-The Outlander-Diana Gabaldon
I have said many times, I think this book saved my life.

Blog-*-The Eph Word
This is a Woman's Woman. I've been the only woman setting at the conference table with a bunch of men, so I like what she's saying. She's just saying what all women think so check her out.

I am the Power,

I am Three,

I am me,

To KC and Chunky Monkey,

Return to me...

Sunday, February 11, 2007

Twelfth Day of Love

Things for the Twelfth day of Love.

Song-*-Feels Like The First Time-Foreigner

Movie-*-The Notebook

Book-*-Maggy's Child-Karen Robards

Food-*-Mini Fudge Cakes and Strawberry Hearts

Blog-*-The Blue Dress
Now this is Jewelry. Jennifer puts a lot of pride and love in her pieces. It shows!

"Sometimes it's the things that you can't do, that bring out the brilliance of what you can!"


Be safe...


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Saturday, February 10, 2007

Eleventh Day of Love

Things for the Eleventh day of Love.

Song-*- Sea Of Love by the Honeydrippers

Movie-*-As Good As it Gets

Book-*-To Pleasure a Prince-Sabrina Jeffries

Food-*-Tie Dye Pops

Blog-*-Breeze Debris
This is a beautiful, smart, and talented kid who's going to make it in this world. So World you have been warned. Don't make me say I told you so.


"Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the
test before presenting the lesson...."


Be safe...


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Friday, February 09, 2007

Tenth Day of Love

Things for the Tenth Day of Love

Song-*-Big Log-Robert Plant

Movie-*-The Cutting Edge

Book-*-Key of Knowledge-Nora Roberts

Food-*-White Chocolate-Dipped Strawberries

Blog-*-Lost Here and Beyond
Our Dark Lord of Sex Talk should be number Ten. Walker loves his family, the ladies, and his wacky friends. He talks about his life in it's many direction. For me, Walker has made me laugh on days I really needed it, made me face things in my life that I needed to face, and been wonderfully supportive of my silly story writing. Go give him a hug. He loves them.


Lora : "Hey Trin, what are you up to?"
Trinity: "Smiling"

Be safe...


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Thursday, February 08, 2007

Ninth Day of Love

Things for the Ninth day of Love

Song-*-Return to Me

Movie-*- Return to Me

Book-*-Key Trilogy- Nora Roberts

Food-*-Sweet Heart Cake

Blog-*-Charmed & Dangerous
A beautiful a lady doing small things for a better tomorrow.

"How can you love another if
you don't love yourself?"


Be safe...


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Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Eighth Day of Love

Things for the eighth day of Love.

Song-*-Yummy,Yummy, Yummy

Movie-*-While You Were Sleeping

Book-*-Some Like it Lethal-Nancy Martin


Food-*-Chocolate Pudding Cake

Blog-*-The Lipstick Chroicles
Five female writer make up this blog and it's just wonderful.


"Love the one your with"

Toys to Iraq

Some months ago the Parent Hack ran an article about Edmay Mayers, a member of the U. S. Army Corps of Engineers. She was asking if people would send her stuffed animals so that they could pass them out to the children of Iraq.

Please check out the Parent Hacks post and please read down all the comments.


A great country shows it's strength also with it's generosity.

Seventh day of Love

Things for the seventh day of Love.

Song-*-My Love-Wings

Movie-*-For the Moment

Book-*-The Seduction-Julia Ross

Food-*-Peanut Butter Surprise Cookies

Blog-*-The HOV Lane
Josh thank you for get my days of Love. In my mind I'm decorate a whole wall with Josh's photo's because they are life.

"People need love the most when they deserve it the least."

Be safe...

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Monday, February 05, 2007

Sixth day of Love

Thing for the sixth day of Love

Song-*-Just The Way You Are-Billy Joel

Movie-*-The Wedding Date

Book-*-Faking It-Jennifer Crusie

Food-*-Strawberry Shortcake

Blog-*-FlutterCrafts
Her life stories and thoughts will make you think.

"You can’t make someone love you, all you can do is be someone who can be loved."

Be safe...


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My Art Work

B e safe...

Art Gardens

Well the Indianapolis Colts are Super Bowl Champions. The first kick off gave me bad flash backs of the Chicago Bears of old. I'm glad it worked out for the Colts. I wonder how Grossman feels. The team he plays for lost but his home state team won. Grossman went to High School at Bloomington South. Yes, I remember Bloomington South making me earn my points from the free throw line one night but I put down 11. Sad thought I just had was that Indiana celebrates it basketball player more then it's football players or even baseball players. Example Damon Bailey. How many people in Indiana know who Scott Roland is and where he's from. How many people could point out Ken Dilger? You show Baileys picture and everybody knows him. I guess my point is that the Colts Won but Mr. Grossman is an Indiana boy that should be remembered.
My son Tory and I took notes on commercials last night. Tory's pick was the Snickers commercial where the guys pull hair off their chest. My Fav was Block Buster. I thin the Foo Log has that commercial on his blog today. We also liked E-Trade, Carrier Builder, and Taco Bell. Also Tory wants to see the movie Wild Hogs.

Dear Mr Prince, I think you did a hell of a job in the rain. Purple Rain in the rain was surreal.

Hope everyone is having a wonderful Monday. I'm going back to hydrating my brain. LOL

Be safe...


Sunday, February 04, 2007

Fifth Day of Love

Things for the Fifth day of Love.

Song-*-Burning Love by Elvis Presley

Movie-*- Change of Habit

Book-*-One Night with a Prince by Sabrina Jeffries

Food-*-Easy Red Velvet Cake

Blog-*-Mr Besilly's Blog
I love the name and the guy is sweet. I'm easy that's why I have 5 kids.


“Look guys, if you're just going to stare at me, I'm going to bed!”
by Elvis Presley

Be safe...


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Saturday, February 03, 2007

Fourth Day of Love

Things for the Fourth day of Love.

Super bowl Sunday
"Go Colts"

Song-*-Indiana Wants Me

Movie-*-Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Book-*-Indiana

Food-*-It's Super Bowl Sunday Drink Beer!

Blog-*-The Life Times of a Cool Single Mom
Yes, an Indiana Mom. If she can't teach you what love really is, well there's no hope for you. I'm glad she's around! Go Colts!


"Pressure is something you feel when you don't know what the hell you're doing"
by Peyton Manning


Be safe...


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Friday, February 02, 2007

Third day of Love

Things for the third day of Love.

Song-*-Aint Even Done With The Night-John Mellencamp

Movie-*-A Knights Tale

Book-*-Silk and Steel

Food-*-Creamy Fudge Hearts

Blog-*-A Bowl of Stupid
Get ready for someone that knows how to make a statement. Well he was a Lawyer so I guess he should. However his ramblings are fabulous to take in.


"Love me for a second, and I will make
that second last a lifetime!"

Thursday, February 01, 2007

Second Day Of Love

Things for the second day of love

Song---I Think I Love You -*-The Partridge Family

Movie---Serendipity

Book---Bet Me by Jennifer Crusie

Food---Raspberry Mousse Brownies

Blog---Heart Attack
I so wish I could read this blog and I'm not really sure what language it's in. I enjoy it because of the fabulous pictures. Also I'm looking through the keyhole to a world I do not know but enjoy viewing.

"What's meant to be will always find a way."